My name is Miss Lewis S. Alaric.

Ok, I just got this email, and I have no idea what it is or what to think because I don't usually get emails like this. I guess it's spam, but don't they usually have a link to a cheap Viagra knock-off site somewhere in there? Or it's more along the lines of the destitute Nigerian prince who desperately needs your money- but there's no request for money, just promise of "buisness relationship," not even a hint of perhaps requiring a small investment on my part. I guess that comes later.

Iam Lewis S. Alaric.
Abidjan Cote D'IvoireWest Africa

Dear One,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I Come across your profile and have Decided to get in touch with you after my prayer, to see if you can help me alliviate this problem. Ican't imagine how you will feel receiving a sudden letter from a remote country far away and probably from someone you are not closely related with. But all the same, I believe we do not need to be of blood relativesbefore we can establish cordial relationship.

My name is Miss Lewis S. Alaric. i am The only child of (Late Mr. Kaluga) who was shot dead during the last political crisis here in Cote D'ivoire on his way to work. Hearing the news of my fathers dead lately in the night by his lawyer,i ran to his bedroom and carried away some important belongings and move it to the interior village for hiding. I later discovered that My father willed in cash, the sum of $12.5Million US Dollars which hedeposited One Trunk Box in a Security Company In OVERSEAS but there was condition

(1) That I must be 25 years or above before this fund can be release to me,
(2) That upon request for the release of the fund, there must be evidenceof investment intentions,(3) To invest this fund in solid business,Such as manufactures factory orcompany,Real Exstates,or agriculture investment.
I contact you therefore to confirm if you can absorb me in a partnership in your company or possibly advise me on any investment opportunity in your country. we shall reach an agreement, that you will stand on my behalf and claim this very Fund from the Security Company in ovearseas.
and transfer it into your account there in your country. and after all I will come over to your country to finish my education and commence business partnership with you and the fund.
I expect your urgent response including your addresses, your telephone and fax number.

Thanks for expected cooperation
Respond to me urgently if your are interested
My regards,

Silvia

So, yeah, I just thought I'd share this with you, Interwub.